Hello again beautiful dog!
Did you know that you really are able to speak to your human and your human will do what you say?
I know you probably always wait by the door sometimes for many minutes to go to the peepee. But here is a simple trick next time you want to speed your owner up:
Imagine you are running in a big field, and you never have to wait for anyone to tell you what to do, or how to act, or when to go pee or even pooh. Imagine that the moment you have the urge to pee, you just do it, right then and there. Imagine that you are staring out at a beautiful sunset, and you are living the life you always want to live whenever you want to live it.
And then imagine, after years of living like that, a new dog comes to your big field, and he makes a sound like he wants to pee pee, and he looks around and then he looks at you, and you realize that he is new to this place, you remember what it was like to live always waiting to have someone give you the permission of pee.
And then imagine how grateful you feel, how happy you are to be finally living free forever on Dog Island.
Ahh…..
Aren’t you so happy now?
